Dumbass (literally): Man accidentally butt dials police during drug deal
Here’s a real knee-slapper for you. While technology seems to be on our side more often than not these days, it’s important to remember that there are times when it’s not going to work in our favor.
That appears to be exactly the case for one 24-year-old bloke from Pennsylvania, who was recently arrested for possession of a controlled substance, drug paraphernalia and possession of prohibited weapons.
Justin Kryzanowski, the bloke in question, didn’t get caught in the most conventional of manners though — in fact, this one is sure to make you chuckle. It appears that Justin was in mid-drug deal when he accidentally dialed 911 with his gluteus maximus — or as we like to call it in these parts, his arse.
Of course, the police didn’t just hang up the phone, either. They listened to the whole deal go down, traced the phone back to Kryzanowski’s pad and then went and hauled him off to the hoosegow.
Word has it, the dude was “in a state that saw him unable to articulate words as clearly as one might have been able to, and this happened right after the alleged purchase”. In other words, homeboy was FUBAR.
No word on what kind of phone was used to butt dial the Po Po in this incident, or any clues as to what kind of drugs the kid was high on, but one thing is for sure — it must have been some good shit. Anyone care to wage whether it was an Android or iOS device?
Justing Kryzanowski, thanks for the laugh. We salute you.